…if anyone caught the license on that bully

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He was about 5′4″, grey hair, and a wrinkled face which… um… I may have thought out loud reminded me of a pug…

After that, all I remember is a mean left hook.

…why i should listen to you

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If you don’t give me the details, I’m going to spend all day jumping at every little thing. Kinda like normal.

…to not devour thine head

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Please forgive me! Truly, I did not intend to tread on a being of such power and grace!

…why we abandon the elderly

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Though to be honest, one less incessantly whining beer belly in the house will not be entirely missed.

…if this thing has a fireball setting

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Honest mom, I just thought you might like a foot-warmer for your birthday.

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