…if anyone caught the license on that bully
He was about 5′4″, grey hair, and a wrinkled face which… um… I may have thought out loud reminded me of a pug…
After that, all I remember is a mean left hook.
…why i should listen to you
If you don’t give me the details, I’m going to spend all day jumping at every little thing. Kinda like normal.
…to not devour thine head
Please forgive me! Truly, I did not intend to tread on a being of such power and grace!
…why we abandon the elderly
Though to be honest, one less incessantly whining beer belly in the house will not be entirely missed.
…if this thing has a fireball setting
Honest mom, I just thought you might like a foot-warmer for your birthday.
