p.a.i.n.

His bitter attitude, repugnant lack of hygiene, and over ripened ego will only give you indigestion.

… on second thought, perhaps you should just put him out of his misery now.

Back in grade school, little Boxy never could figure out why he always lost first at hide and seek.

He’s never been out in the ocean before and I’m afraid he’ll be swept away!

This default setting is stripping the skin off my foot.

…or perhaps that was the foot off my leg.

I’ve been experiencing memory problems lately due to sudden discharges of fictional energy.